Please sign the Release of Liability Waiver Form, before descending the steep stairs....to view part of my Art Collection....

Or, at least, avoid an injurious hard fall as you tumble down the smooth, carpeted steps.   Keep in Mind that distraction is not the same as inattention..any more than precaution, the same as prevention.

{this Climb isn't The Hinterstroisser Traverse on the Eiger, exactly; nevertheless, I will supply spiked hiking boots for the clumsy and negligenty oblivious}